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Here’s the 2012 edition of Bullseye’s annual Best Comedy special. We listened to one bajillion comedy albums, and bring you our highlights. Featuring material from:

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Speakeasy with Aziz Ansari

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I have never learned to swim out of respect of the sea and its many sharks.
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I stand by my mockery of grown people getting upset by sports.
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I always travel with a four-inch by six-inch American flag. What if the plane goes down and I don’t have a flag to kiss? I wouldn’t get into American Heaven!
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