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I have never learned to swim out of respect of the sea and its many sharks.
Paul F. Tompkins, The Pod F. Tompkast Episode 17 
I stand by my mockery of grown people getting upset by sports.
Paul F. Tompkins
I always travel with a four-inch by six-inch American flag. What if the plane goes down and I don’t have a flag to kiss? I wouldn’t get into American Heaven!
Paul F. Tompkins on The Pod F. Tompkast, Episode 12
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