January 2012
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Jamie Flam: I'll be 40 in five years.
Eddie Pepitone: WHAT? You're 35? I thought you were in your twenties. You're in trouble, my friend.
I took Bruce to hang out with his friend Juno today.
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Why can’t I just be excited about things?
Ever been in a mental state where if you allow any silence to creep in, you know you’ll fall into a pit of DESPAIR, but you can’t sleep if there’s any sound in the room? I have, and it sucks. I am right now. Music would just make it worse, so I’m listening to Professor Blastoff and not sleeping.
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Scott Aukerman: What's your favorite state?
Tig Notaro: Craziness. Hello!
tsarcasm:
i don’t understand how anyone who isn’t a rich white male could be a republican because those are the only people republicans actually care about
Poor people don’t ever want to acknowledge that they are poor. They see themselves as people who will one day be as successful as a rich white person. They see their every day life as working toward the ultimate goal, which is not...
Elizabeth Laime: Why are you so funny?
Eddie Pepitone: Because I'm in a lot of pain.
I don’t want to admit it, but I’ve been playing a lot of Call of Duty lately.
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Paul Gilmartin: What's your target weight?
Mike Schmidt: Zero.
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Paul Gilmartin: Would you say you lack structure?
Mike Schmidt: Uh-HUH!
The internet is my father figure.
TONY IS COMING TO SEE ME.
blackbearnaps:
AND HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE WEST COAST AND MY HEART IS BURSTING OVER HOW I AM FINALLY GOING TO BE WITH THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS WORLD WHO CAN MAKE MY HEART BURST LIKE THIS.
cheesy cheesy cheesy i know so shoot me and this dopey smile i got all over my face.
Welp.
To-do.
January 29: my 25th birthday/ Never Not Funny in Bloomington
February 9: Olympia, WA for a week
in between: crying
I listen to a lot of podcasts.
Why would you be offended by a joke?
PIPA Supporters Violate Copyright Laws, Too →
Just a heads up in case you didn’t know. You can make hot chocolate with Nutella and it’s fucking incredible. I would also like to use this opportunity to say I have Diabetes and also go fuck yourself.
“I can’t imagine my father using Yelp to find a bar to drink himself to...”
– Eddie Pepitone
“I’m the type of guy… I watch a documentary and then I get really,...”
– Eddie Pepitone
#OccupyCongress Live Stream →
“Any company that is providing great content online in a way that’s easy to use...”
– Tim O’Reilly on SOPA
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Paula Dean has diabetes.
As a closeted straight person, I felt I could relate to a lot of what Todd Glass was saying.
Some people find it a constant battle to appreciate anything outside of the moment and I am certainly one of those people. I feel I’m doing better about it lately, but sometimes I get a brick thrown at my head that really challenges that. The dumb brick is right, I tell myself.
The brick is letting me know that any self-criticism is the absolute truth and anyone who says otherwise is just,...
For the past few weeks, my dad has been making regular calls to the house asking whether I’ve received my Christmas present in the mail yet.
My sister enjoys really terrible comedy.
I am following the “recipes” tag.
I have a cough. I’ve always had a cough. There’s no reason for me to have a cough. I don’t smoke. Why do I have a cough?
I need stuff to read.
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David Feldman: So you were raised Catholic?
Sean Conroy: Very Catholic.
David Feldman: How Catholic?
Sean Conroy: So Catholic I forgot to laugh.
Does anyone own civilwartexts.com?
Complete Mr. Show on DVD for $16.50 →
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“Many young people like Ron Paul because he speaks from his soul! He has very...”
– Dr. Cornel West on Ron Paul’s ‘Youth Movement’ this morning on WNYC’s The Takeaway
This is boring.
A few days ago, I felt an overwhelming urge to run home while pumping gas. I was standing there, murmuring to myself to get through it and just go home and stay there. For the past year or so, save the three or four times I mustered up the courage to do something for myself, that’s precisely what I’ve done. My fear of facing people or doing anything that benefits me...
If you would like to play (and win) Words with Friends, I’m sneezingdreams. Thank you and goodnight.