My job makes me feel violent.

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My favorite Morgan Murphy joke.

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It has to be something that I am generally interested in," Rees said. "I wanted to do, ‘How to Climb a Tree’ because when I was growing up, my mommy and daddy did not allow me to climb trees, which was a huge injustice. So at the end of episode, I go home, and I literally climb the childhood tree that my mom and dad didn’t let me climb. I make them sit there and watch me. It was profoundly satisfying.
David Rees, host of GOING DEEP WITH DAVID REES premiering tonight on @NatGeoChannel (via hodgman)

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Day 1 of forcing myself to walk: I bought garbage bags at Big Lots then went home because it’s hot. Stay tuned tomorrow for another reason I went home.

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My girlfriend shared a Planned Parenthood status and I checked out some of the comments for some light reading.

My girlfriend shared a Planned Parenthood status and I checked out some of the comments for some light reading.

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There was a pretty good Bill Maher slam on this episode of Gilmore Girls.

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An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood by Sarah Baker.

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An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood by Sarah Baker.

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It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.

Failed Oklahoma congressional candidate Tim Murray • Accusing his rival, Frank D. Lucas, of being a plant, and saying that, for that reason, he plans to contest the primary results. In other words, he’s batshit insane. (via shortformblog)

If anyone was wondering why I care about politics.

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Host John Oliver Skewers Dr. Oz, Dietary Supplements, and Shameless Pandering on ‘Last Week Tonight’

John Oliver’s takedown skills are pretty incred.

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Anonymous said: Please do not say the word "g*rbage"!!! It's really classist and dirt-shaming and makes you look like a literal nazi. At least tag it!! uwu

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This is amazing.

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So number one, Reading Rainbow was not cancelled because it was not effective. Reading Rainbow was the most used television resource in our nation’s classroom. In 2009, it was [cancelled] due to No Child Left Behind. That government policy made a choice between teaching the rudiments of reading and fostering a love of reading. So the idea that I am trying to somehow revive a failed endeavor is bullshit. That’s right. I said it. Bullshit.
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Someone in this building is practicing bass and they haven’t improved in the past few months.

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I’ve lost two followers since my last post. Ya’ll wanna fight? I’ll fight.

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