Today, I am older. Today is the day I finally end it all.
I had a slice of Oreo chocolate cream cheesecake today.
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Defiance, Ohio - Oh, Susquehanna!
And I feel like this could all come to no good. The kids who populate these cul-de-sacs will never know what stood beneath their cookie cutter houses; fields and streams and woods.
They’ll sit in cars and wait for mom to drive them out of this boring neighbourhood.OH, SUSQUEHANNA! (we can walk almost anywhere without going anywhere)
OH, SUSQUEHANNA! (we can walk almost anywhere without going anywhere)
OH, SUSQUEHANNA! (we can walk almost anywhere without going anywhere)
OH, SUSQUEHANNA! (we can walk almost anywhere without going anywhere)And I wonder, what did they do with the bodies?
(via tommylandin)
| Jamie Flam: | I'll be 40 in five years. |
| Eddie Pepitone: | WHAT? You're 35? I thought you were in your twenties. You're in trouble, my friend. |
I took Bruce to hang out with his friend Juno today.
Why can’t I just be excited about things?
Sport these bad boys on your next trip to the beach, and your vacation could end up paying for itself!
And you’ll have everyone assuming you’re a sex offender in the mean time.
Ever been in a mental state where if you allow any silence to creep in, you know you’ll fall into a pit of DESPAIR, but you can’t sleep if there’s any sound in the room? I have, and it sucks. I am right now. Music would just make it worse, so I’m listening to Professor Blastoff and not sleeping.
| Scott Aukerman: | What's your favorite state? |
| Tig Notaro: | Craziness. Hello! |
i don’t understand how anyone who isn’t a rich white male could be a republican because those are the only people republicans actually care about
Poor people don’t ever want to acknowledge that they are poor. They see themselves as people who will one day be as successful as a rich white person. They see their every day life as working toward the ultimate goal, which is not having to work and they only acknowledge that the success they dream of will never come after they get fucked out of a retirement and have to work until they die.
(via thechurchchannel)
