My job makes me feel violent.
My favorite Morgan Murphy joke.
It has to be something that I am generally interested in," Rees said. "I wanted to do, ‘How to Climb a Tree’ because when I was growing up, my mommy and daddy did not allow me to climb trees, which was a huge injustice. So at the end of episode, I go home, and I literally climb the childhood tree that my mom and dad didn’t let me climb. I make them sit there and watch me. It was profoundly satisfying.David Rees, host of GOING DEEP WITH DAVID REES premiering tonight on @NatGeoChannel (via hodgman)
Day 1 of forcing myself to walk: I bought garbage bags at Big Lots then went home because it’s hot. Stay tuned tomorrow for another reason I went home.
My girlfriend shared a Planned Parenthood status and I checked out some of the comments for some light reading.
There was a pretty good Bill Maher slam on this episode of Gilmore Girls.
An Illustrated Guide to American Personhood by Sarah Baker.
It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.
Failed Oklahoma congressional candidate Tim Murray • Accusing his rival, Frank D. Lucas, of being a plant, and saying that, for that reason, he plans to contest the primary results. In other words, he’s batshit insane. (via shortformblog)
If anyone was wondering why I care about politics.
John Oliver’s takedown skills are pretty incred.
Anonymous said: Please do not say the word "g*rbage"!!! It's really classist and dirt-shaming and makes you look like a literal nazi. At least tag it!! uwu
This is amazing.
So number one, Reading Rainbow was not cancelled because it was not effective. Reading Rainbow was the most used television resource in our nation’s classroom. In 2009, it was [cancelled] due to No Child Left Behind. That government policy made a choice between teaching the rudiments of reading and fostering a love of reading. So the idea that I am trying to somehow revive a failed endeavor is bullshit. That’s right. I said it. Bullshit.LeVar Burton (via franfinethesecond)
Someone in this building is practicing bass and they haven’t improved in the past few months.
I’ve lost two followers since my last post. Ya’ll wanna fight? I’ll fight.